dont fucking test me riot or i WILL start swingin
any evil pokémon leader ever: my plan is perfect and no one can stop me!
an 11 year old child:
you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian roombas.
the implication in this post that regular roombas consume meat is frankly kind of terrifying
big portion of dust is in fact human skin so regular roombas consume mostly just human skin.
Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.
This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage
word*
I want nothing more than to uppercut you directly to heaven’s front door.
arcadia-kun suggested something along the lines of ‘Red riding Annie meeting Big bad Warwick in bed, while vayne looks out the window glaring’ and I choked on my coffee. This isn’t the same thing but..
